I call him a criminal and a hypocrite (which he is), and say he shouldn't be let off the hook.

One of my favorite pieces of pop-culture ephemera. We've added it to the obit. Thanks.

I know, I got a little too excited. I caught it. It's better now.

Noted. Fixing it now.

Good thing I remembered to bring all these folding chairs and empty trash cans to work today.

Oh my god you just made my day.

Yeah, they laid the actual paid station master off, so this guy took over.

Chicago is filled with jagoffs, as well as people yelling "jagoff!" at each other.

It really is the logical next step.

Huh, will you look at that. Who knew? (Not me, clearly)

It was a tough call. I went back and forth several times.

YES!!!!

*Suddenly has an eyepatch for some reason*

*whips out switchblade*
*fumbles*
*drops switchblade on ground*

Barsanti is in my territory, technically.

Good call. It's been fixed.

Me too, actually.

Me too. I watched a lot of Z'Dar movies in my Everything Is Terrible days. I heard he had moved back to Chicago a couple years back, and always hoped to see him on the street one day. R.I.P.

You can all collect your Junior FraudSquashers badges at our secret HQ, which is in a dumpster outside The A.V. Club offices. Which one? That's the secret!

It was '06. Good catch.