Something about "clarity"

You're welcome.

Yes. You are right. It's been fixed.

Sausage party's over, kids. Move along.

It should be better now. NO MORE SAUSAGE FOR YOU PEOPLE. Carry on.

Well, that's good to hear. Me no make numbers good.

How did you know my hobby is beating up nerds?

Me too, Sammy Taylor. Me too.

That's what I get for not fact-checking movies I saw in the theater 15 years ago. I shall update accordingly.

There are plenty of Vanilla Ice jokes to go around.

I will, but only if I'm reviewing the movies. if not, some other sucker can do it.

No butt stuff whatsoever.

He's a dual citizen, actually. But point taken.

I thought I had made it up (there was no Urban Dictionary entry, anyway). But I wouldn't be surprised if the Internet proved me wrong.

O'Neal will be back. I was just pinch hitting this one.

I know. They leaked the last scene, too, which makes about the same amount of sense.

The revival screenings 15 years from now touting it as a "lost James Franco movie" should be interesting.

The Chicago press screening of the movie was canceled, unfortunately.

I left the word "pulled" in there, you guys.

I have faith in you.