As soon as I hit "publish," I knew I had made a mistake.

Well, shit. Corrected again.

Good point. Adding a mention

The signs that say "YOU'RE ENTERING RAPER COUNTRY" are the most terrifying/hilarious thing.

You are wrong. I am from the other side of Ohio, but I have great affection for the entire state.

I really hope it has a scene with young Wonka happening upon the rubble of a Belgian confectionary.

I was getting all mad at myself like "Jesus, Rife, why'd you have to go on some womens' studies rant?," so your comment made me laugh out loud.

There's some debate over whether one actually has to be a man in a dress to be a drag queen, or if the simple act of dressing up in an exaggerated feminine style in order to portray a character, something biological women can do as well, is also drag. So, basically if drag is performance-based transvestism or simply…

I did. It was pot baklava.

Fair enough, in a movie that actually bothers to build tension. This one's more of the "Oh my God, Pete! What are you doing here? You scared me," etc type.

my one regret is I can only upvote this once.

Mine is called Rife With Corruption, and stars me as a congresswoman on the take.

Or a pitch for the first A.V. Club Original Movie!

Point taken. It's been fixed.

Cool, that makes sense. I feel like I learned something today! Thanks!

Interesting. Do you know where 星際異攻隊 came from, by chance? I don't speak Chinese, but them picture-words is different.

I wish: https://twitter.com/JamesGu…

I take "Fangoria magazine circa 1991" as a compliment.

I traded him two Olive Garden stories and a James Franco photoshop.

Ooh I haven't seen Blue Ruin yet. I heard it's good.