Excuse me, no. Little Women is Professor Bhaer’s most famous film.

At the same time, a chiropractor will gladly snap the neck of your newborn, and a naturopath will prescribe blueberry extract and the parents’ ear plugs for whooping cough.

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HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING NEWS I AM SO HAPPY

When I read that my mind pictured Jon Lovitz and I was like this is a really weird joke that I don’t get.

I definitely read John ‘Lovitz’ and had a full on mental breakdown for a second there.

I read your comment as Ronan Farrow and Jon Lovitz. Yikes!

I’m over it. I want some ridiculous wide legs and I don’t give a fuck about what is in. Side note, I just had a birthday and am feeling my age.

That’s not universal, though. We don’t have a general non emergency number in my county. All crime reports go through 911 and they ask you if it’s an emergency.

I used to think 911 was a life and death thing, then I called the non-emergency number in my large urban city with a very non-emergency police services request and they transferred me to 911. Apparently all mundane police requests are sent to 911 to get put in the dispatch system. (Though obviously this is still not a…

Mom? Holy shit. That was my mom’s name, too.

Little kids know what boobs are for. When my daughter was like four, we were in the mall and some lady was nursing her baby on a bench and my kid marches up to her and says “Oh, is your baby drinking your milk? Awww, that’s so nice! Hi, baby! I hope you like your milk!” and I was mortified but the mom said that was…

FINALLY. Some of us have had this opinion since Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement.

The entire Cooper family is reaction shot gold. Polly’s face standing on the stairs after Penelope’s comment about how the distant incest was a plus was AMAZING.

Please see my previous complaints that, like the producers of the show, I09 is ignoring the fact ALL OF THIS EXISTS IN A TIMELINE THAWNE CREATED AND NO ONE HAS SUFFERED MORE THAN BARRY AS A RESULT. It’s already broken and this continual blame for sometime trying to fix it is silly.

People in the middle of the country feel marginalized and forgotten.

I forget where I heard it, but I’m kind of sad they *didn’t* go with someone else’s theory: Jyn and co. make it off Scarif’s surface, but Vader personally cuts them down, rather than Redshirt Rebels. Jyn’s last act is to shove the data tape through the mostly-closed door. It’d be even darker, but more significant.

Mayonnaise on everything and subjugating brown people.

Saw had no chance of getting to the shuttle on time. He knew it too.