“So what, exactly, is flattering about this? .... no one, from any distance, could accurately guess your boob size?”

I would wear all of these. I have birthed two children and have not made time to exercise ok. STOP JUDGING ME!

why do my clothes have to be “flattering?”

I bought a denim-looking one (it’s so shitty I don’t even think it’s real denim) because I’m 13 weeks pregnant and starting to chub up, but it’s really fucking ugly. It currently lives in the “maybe when my belly is huge and I’m desperate” pile, but I don’t have high hopes.

I just want to say that I have worn a number of dresses that look very similar to the ones pointed out in this article and Ellie sees me every day and now I understand her blank smiles

These are awesome, but there is a 100% likelihood of Arya becoming a sith.

But it wasn’t total chance and that was the point and what makes the whole situation so devastating. It was racism and white supremacy, not chance, for why Poussey and not Bailey ended up in prison. We see shades of that all season like for example with Piper using her white privilege to get Piscatella on her side and…

In addition, while I didn’t recognize it until well after watching, Bailey’s crime-climbing up the water tower while smoking weed -was basically identical to Poussey’s. Christ, would someone really be sent away for years because they hopped a fence? I so hope that’s extreme poetic license because it makes me crazy…

All I could thing was poor Aleida sitting at home listening to the news that an inmate had died but not knowing who it was...and feeling so helpless because she’s on the outside and her girl is on the in. UGH. DAYAAAA what a BADASS but come on, she wouldn’t....would she? Are the new inmates running the drug ring out…

Sorry to tell you this, but that's all I needed. I took care of myself during that finger sucking. so hot.

I dunno....I thought our date went pretty well...

Being a woman sounds miserable

I admit that the following is entirely made-up on my part, but I have an explanation for why Kenobi died: It’s because he realizes he’s in an impossible situation. Once he’s aboard the Death Star, he knows that Vader will immediately know who Luke is. All he has to hear is the word “Skywalker” and Vader will know who…

Random Aside: Batman throws that caged dancer at a bunch of goons and it just bounces off them and hits the ground with her inside.

I’m so sorry. :( Reading this made me sad for all little girls who get teased and vile hate for the mean ones.

This mother articulates a lot of worries I have about navigating being a sex-positive role model for my daughter while still wanting her first sexual experiences to be with someone who cares about her. I’m kind of a strange case in that I ended up marrying my high school sweetheart and only man I’ve slept with. So I’m…

My cousin, who kept her own last name, told her husband that the kids can have his last name when he carries them for nine months.

No solution is perfect, but I think the best method is to have a best of seven Rock-Paper-Scissors competition. Both spouses get the last name of the winner, and so do the kids.

Changing your name on a lot of forms is kind of a nightmare. For instance, your passport. You have to time it, because not only do you have to jump through hoops, you have to wait for it to come back to you as well. You have to go through the process of showing up with your birth certificate, your ID, and your wedding…

My husband and I both kept our last names. We gave our daughter his last name, and our son my last name. I love this solution. People sometimes say, but the kids have different last names, how horrrrible for them! And I say, poo. They are fully aware that they’re siblings.