this may be the most fun wedding your friends will ever go to. Enjoy! :)

I got to pet some penguins at mine too! Not the cocktail hour, (that was in an animal exhibit), but there was a nice little private penguin time for myself and Mr. Theale. The penguins projectile poop everywhere. It's a blessing none got on my dress. And one of them got posessive of me and bit my husband. He was very…

Brb getting divorced so we can do the wedding again with penguins.

I would marry my longtime partner just to have a penguin be there.

Plz tell me the penguin is in your wedding party. Bonus: no tux rental! :D

One of my cousins got married at his local natural history museum. They brought pit injured local animals they were caring for there for people to look at/squeal over/try to steal (me). Total highlight, I pet an owl (and tried to steal it)!

What is the penguin's role? Usher? Ring bearer? Flair bartender? I NEED TO KNOW!

Where are you getting married that has PENGUINS? The zoo!?!?

Avian type, or Batman villain?

Crap, I thought my wedding was great, but I didn't know you could get PENGUINS.

Wait, I'm sorry, a PENGUIN? Please provide more details.

[ Thefts Punkin's feesh]

I need to know is that lox-type smoked salmon or northwest-style smoked salmon because reasons.

Today I learned I am not a Basic Bitch. But I dunno what kind of Bitch I actually am. More research must be done.

I have GOT to remember that 'steal ONE of their shoes' trick for someone who deserves it. That is some genius vengeance right there.

ONE of his shoes. That's amazing.

I bet he called her and now they're "happily" married with 3 kids.

Nice! I like the way your brain works.

Yes! I got turned on to Gerwurtz about 15 years ago in France and to this day I still have trouble asking for it because I automatically say the French pronunciation and no one ever understands me. It's the only wine I still drink - I have an allergy to red now.