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I need to know is that lox-type smoked salmon or northwest-style smoked salmon because reasons.

Today I learned I am not a Basic Bitch. But I dunno what kind of Bitch I actually am. More research must be done.

I have GOT to remember that 'steal ONE of their shoes' trick for someone who deserves it. That is some genius vengeance right there.

ONE of his shoes. That's amazing.

I bet he called her and now they're "happily" married with 3 kids.

Nice! I like the way your brain works.

Yes! I got turned on to Gerwurtz about 15 years ago in France and to this day I still have trouble asking for it because I automatically say the French pronunciation and no one ever understands me. It's the only wine I still drink - I have an allergy to red now.

I love a good Gewurzt (though I sure hate remembering how to pronounce it!), but I also love Riesling.

Yes plz! Chateau St. Michelle all day! In all seasons! :)

We always have it at Thanksgiving - it goes very nicely with turkey!

I don't know what the first thing is, but I sure hate Riesling.

It's so condescending. "Yes dear, whatever you want dear." If I wanted someone with no opinions and no ability to make their own decisions I would have gotten a dog.

I wish I could recommend this more than once.

Somewhat similarly SO is a chronic apologizer and it does get a bit irritating sometimes: "why are you apologizing for that, you shouldn't need to apologize for that".

The trope isn't based on the notion that women or wives are infallable or actually right about anything. It's based on the notion that they're irrational and can't be reasoned with.

I hate that tired "yes, dear" trope about how guys are supposed to apologize for everything and agree with everything their wives say. Don't bother actually listening or discussing anything like you're dealing with a complete human with a brain, just appease and placate her to shut her up.

Same thing with my boyfriend. And he'll agree about the most inane things because he hates forming opinions. He once said, "I don't like oatmeal, but I don't hate oatmeal." My friend straight up told him, "That's not an opinion."

In what kind of situation do you not think your fiancee should agree with you? I could understand if it was a situation where you didn't expect him to agree with you, but not if you think he shouldn't agree with what you are saying because that makes it sound like you don't agree with what you are saying...

When my fiancee agrees with me when I really think he shouldn't, I actually get more pissed off because he's not being honest.