Did anyone really have any doubt?

For question number one, when you get uncomfortable with their verbal arguments, hold your head in your hands, rock back and forth, repeating "please stop the voices, please stop the voices." When they stop to stare at you, making sure you're ok, smile and "say, oh good, they've stopped" and go on your merry way.

Seriously. I've tried meetup, but I just couldn't make any good friends. I have some now, but I met them through my bfs work.

Don't you all know that it's scientifically impossible to tone your muscles if you're wearing pink? Not that it matters, you wouldn't listen to science anyway because your cousin Suzie wore pink and is jacked.

I'm totally the same way. With running, I'm actually much more likely to enjoy it and have a good time if I'm not training for a race, so that my competitiveness doesn't wear me down. The best thing for any improvement on speed, I've found, is to do some short sprints at the beginning or end of your run. If I'm…

I'm not. The only exercise I could do as a kid was swimming because it was the only thing that didn't make me pass out after doing it for more than 5 minutes. A big focus was on swimming and learning properly is learning how to breathe, and count, which can be really meditative. It definitely helps for an adult if…

I'm right there with you. I was a pretty lazy kid who hated moving, to the extreme annoyance of my physical therapist mother, but I liked swimming a lot because it allowed me to regulate my breathing and I didn't have to push myself that hard. Even now, after running (and learning to enjoy it) for YEARS, I can still…

She actually reminds me a lot of my boyfriend's sister, except my boyfriend's sister's sanitization just irritates me to no end. I can't even joke about the remote possibility of being pregnant without her going "OMG SEX" and being kind of offended. But everything is sunshine and roses to her and the hardest thing she…

9s and 10s are photoshop.

Obviously.

Since it's a common meat substitute and way of eating protein, most vegetarians and vegans I know eat soy. Other protein-rich foods for vegetarians and vegans are also pretty high in fiber and cause a lot of flatulence. After being a vegetarian for 5+ years, and recently re-introducing meat, my gas was WAY worse when…

I used to get really constipated right before my period and then the combination of the digestive and period cramps would just about incapacitate me. Gas was a big part of that.

You've never smelled me after eating tofu. My soy farts would kill a small animal.

No way man. Any time I have anything soy it's like something crawled up my ass and died. My boyfriend has forbidden me to eat it because it's so bad, and he doesn't care if I fart normally. They're also not even satisfying, like a slow leak with no pressure relief and just noxious fumes. My gas was SO BAD when I was a…

Ha! Whenever I go out with my brother, people assume we're a couple, but whenever I go out with my boyfriend, people assume we're siblings.

You don't, but sometimes it's a good idea to just take one trip to the bathroom and avoid getting TSS.

Your summer sleep away camp story is like mine, but you'd have to add in the fact that the girl called my pads "the Titanic" and then, just like their namesake, totally failed me on a canoe-hike trip. I was in the canoeing group first, and while meeting the hikers for lunch, we were going to give them our canoes and…

I replaced my boyfriends windshield wipers. He assured me he wasn't going to break up with me due to my $90k student debt.

Oh of course it is!

That's the plot to an RL Stine book, but then it turns out that the twins concocted a third "evil triplet" to fuck with a guy who was trying to get with both of them.