That's why I named my new kittens Sansa and Jon Snow.

I get you. Though I tend to just start sobbing instead of going into murderous rages. Boyfriend will argue that though. Our first fight was because I was hungry and he told me to go right when it was debatable if there was really a right-hand turn and not a straightaway. I just screamed "THERE IS NO RIGHT" which is…

How do they get anything done? If I'm hungry, my brain goes of into la-la land and then it's the end of the day and NOTHING is done. I also can't form sentences or understand documents when presented to me or speak in meetings.

THIS! THIS is why I have a blanket no touching policy on everyone who is not related to me, a VERY close friend or a significant other. When I was younger, I even had my mom enforce it for me when her friend/mybff's mom would randomly rub my back.

I can't get over Cumberbatch's character in Atonement. Creepies. Crawlies.

Plus new penis means no lube there...

I really wish I had not clicked on either of those links.

I really wish I hadn't clicked on either of those links.

My thoughts exactly. It's like a bigger puzzle than that "One of us always lies and one of us always tells the truth" thing.

Johanna Mason is a total badass who rips a tracing device out of Katniss's shoulder and then steals her morphine while they're recovering. She's a little nuts and totally awesome.

I had this conversation with a 26 year old on her 5th go-around with the same guy since high school. She quoted Steve Harvey at me. We've agreed not to talk about her relationship since.

Surprising. I would have thought the Little Bird had a side of kink to her.

It is much cheaper, but only in Man smells, which are disgustingly strong. I usually get Secret Clinical Strength (I'm a big sweater) and some of the Old Spice stuff is ehhh, ok, but still too smelly.

Maybe some marketing team has convinced them women will attack them sexually if they wear Febreeze. Assholes.

So do I. I know your pain. I tried to use men's but I hate the way I smelled so much it was distracting.

I think it's so that you can't easily pick both up, read the labels and realize that Clinical Strength Women's at $11 has the same active ingredient as $3 men's antiperspirant.

I'm with you. I just say I'm busy and have a lot to do, but there is absolutely no way I can do more than one social activity in a weekend, and I absolutely HATE to do anything during the week. It's too overwhelming.

We just say "I need Punkin Time" or "I need [Punkin Boyfriend] Time" and we totally understand.

American History X

I would watch both of those shows, as long as everyone was shirtless. Brienne too if she wants. Equal Opportunity Chest Nudity (sounds like a name for my band).