I wanted to punch Pete in the face so hard every scene he was in. Fuck you Pete. Fuck you.

Psh, everyone knows Merry had the best time with Pippin.

I've totally figured out how to pee in a one-piece swimsuit without taking it off and doing that dance you do when trying to pull up a rolled wet swimsuit.

Turtle sex is hilarious. I once went to an animal sanctuary with a large portion of my extended family and two turtles were doing it. I totally captured that on my camera phone as my aunt frantically tried to hide my cousins' eyes and blow it off at the same time.

You said it.

Oh damn. I think I need more coffee.

Ugh yes that is it. My bad. I only started On The Road and got annoyed/bored after 50 pages and never picked it up again.

I don't know how I missed this. I remember a roasted baby...

I read On The Road. I do not remember a double handjob.

I'll have to check it out. Thanks for the tip.

Because the reservations have their own sovereignty, which means their own police forces and tribal laws. They aren't subjected to the laws, or pay the taxes, to state governments due to treaties.

Someone should tell Pete.

Yup. It was quite an accomplishment! I'd hyperlink to it, but it's all very hush hush at this point. And people thought the hologram thing was a big deal...

I thought this Cupcake was very Georgia O'Keefe. Puts this scene in a WHOLE new context.

How prescient. I spent the latter half of yesterday and today drawing a cupcake and turning into an animated gif for an email for a client. We've also been having talks about how our agency's brand is very sexual (lots of "popping" imagery). Teh secsxxx, I can't get away!!

Hm. They should see what I'm wearing to work today.

I came her to post this! I love these dresses so. much.

Ah, but there are sex toys shaped like religious figures - [divine-interventions.com]

Drink water? Like from the toilet?

I think we dated the same guy. The worse were the constant "hehe" and "LOL" etc. It icked me out because it was like texting my 11 year old cousin.