Hugh, by your own admission, you aren't consistent, you're immature.

It's the Amurrican way.

Hm, you'd think leading a state with such a strong executive would be the exact opposite model the Tea Partiers would want. Oh wait, I forgot, hypocrites, right.

That was my experience in state government as well. Republicans were the nicest members of the legislature but every Dem looked at you like you should be crushed like the insignificant bug you were.

I like to think that, since I'm viewing this in blog view, that the ad over top of this woman's image on the homepage is the werewolf dude giving her the WTF I WILL EAT YOU WITH MY YELLOW EYES editorial commentary for her views on marriage.

BRB, going to Indiana Women's Prison to get my pap smear.

She's also been an architect, computer scientist, doctor, dentist, etc, so secret agent is totally a possibility. Either way, she earned that shit.

Don't insult Barbie. Girl works for her Dream House, Corvette, clothes, etc.

I would totally watch that Saturday morning show.

Blow jobs with long hair are just choking scenarios waiting to play out.

Obviously you've never fallen onto the floor trying to get out of your romper.

I think they look like Kesha clones.

Or maybe we're just getting old. ;)

C'mon, with all of Barbie's jobs, she's far more qualified than either of those two ass-clowns.

Hah, khaki :)

What if he called Palin or Bachmann "Barbie"?

I saw the second one drunk! (Didn't help, had to pee so bad by the end, but wanted to hold it, but couldn't so 2 minutes to the end I flew out of the theater so fast my trench coat was whipping behind me).

Calling Dawn French, I has a new parody for you.

That's actually kind of the point. Reading the books, Edward practically coerced her into marriage, though it doesn't make sense really because she often says she doesn't give a shit about college or anything else but Edward, yet he had to really convince her to marry them so they could have sex. UGH I HATE THIS BOOK…

Well there goes CNN's editorial model.