It's because stairs are the devil!

Since you're here, you obviously have a lady brain. Only those with ladybrains would claim to be feminists ;)

Psh. Don't you know that Fox News Logic is just incomprehensible for your lady brain. Fox News knows ladies are just there to read off the teleprompter and be hot. Don't try to think too hard, but accept the message that Rihanna is a hypocrite because she likes S&M and shooting rapists, but speaks out against domestic…

Eek! Understandable. I tend to not be self-conscious when I'm in the pool doing laps, though, because my lapmates are easily in their 80s and working to prevent rheumatoid arthritis flare ups. I love the JCC.

Clearly FoxNews doesn't understand that consent is the line, not that I really expected anything else. Hypocrites clearly don't understand real hypocrisy

I was a nanny for a little boy who loved pink. His favorite shirt said "Real men wear pink" with a pirate and treasure chest. Wear pink. Be proud.

Ooo, if you have exercised induced asthma (like me), you should try swimming. The nature of it controls your breathing patters and the air tends to be warm and moist and not set you off. Before I was diagnosed and given an inhaler, it was the only form of exercise I would do.

I actually love pink but it took me a LONG time to admit it because I didn't want to be "too girly," so I, too, hate that pink is shoved at us because we have vaginas.

I'm a fit person. Fit as in "I compete in triathlons (not to win, just to be toward the middle and stay in shape)."

Don't live there anymore, but Upstate New York. Not "just north of NYC" upstate, but rural, capital region Upstate.

They'd still look at you funny.

This is the best article ever written on why Breaking Dawn should be made into a horror movie:

Considering I believe the Congressman to be intelligent and pretty Twitter savvy, and Breitbart to be an asswipe with a track record of essentially running with frame jobs, I'd say that the Congressman did not DM followers with a link to a photo of his clothed cock on a public photo sharing site.

Next headline you see in the Tabloids: "unnamed sources close to Angelina claim Jen is 'boring, untalented, and whiny!' Brad can't defend!"

If someone said "sherbet" in my hometown, they'd get a funny look as if you were trying to make Target sound French and designer. They'd think you were joking. I've only ever heard "sherbert" and, until today, didn't even know people didn't pronounce the R.

Angelina, is that you?

Sherbert is the phonetic alternative spelling in my region.

This is why my mom stored her valuable drugs in my teddy bears. I never wanted to rip open Teddy's soft plushiness, so she knew they were safe.

Sherbert.

When Biden came to town recently, I got pulled over by three cops at once because my temporary license piece of paper fell out of my back window.