So this was just Pokemon with real animals? I say kill it for being uncreative.

"Clean up in Aisle 7. Make sure to bring the sanitizer. That PAP smear didn't go entirely as planned"

This eerily reminds of some scenes of my youth that took place in a Denny's at 4AM. It was the only time I felt as if i were some sort of celebrity as I was walking out of the restaurant, flanked by some football player friends, down the sidewalk lined with police officers separating us from a crowd of rioting…

I want this to be real *so* bad, especially where Prince Charles and Camilla butt bump. That would make all the hullaballoo surrounding the wedding so worth it.

Thanks all! This just made my morning!

I started thinking that the minute he started acting like he was going to run.

"AC360 is [fullfilling their purpose] by sending their own team of investigative reporters"

"You see this picture here kids, back when Mommy was in college, she made a bad decision after one two many shots of tequila. Since she didn't want to drop out of school and her loser boyfriend at the time had no interest in having a child with her, she went to the city sex clinic and had this little sea monkey sucked…

I would hate to be someone who already had a trip to England planned and then the wedding was schedule for the visit.

My favorite army sing along to Aqua's Candy Man. So good.

I guess I just always think of her like this and just see BOOBS.

Doesn't Goldie Hawn have huge boobs? Ms. Hudson, I think you owe your momma an apology.

I found my boyfriend on Twitter and it's the longest relationship I've ever been in.

I get this. I get so cranky in dressing rooms, breaking out into cold sweats, headaches, dizziness. I don't mean to get cranky, but I'll often walk out of them feeling sick and then wanting to go home and watch episodes of buffy the vampire slayer while eating ice cream and never ever going into stores again.

Yeah, well I was the ass double in Hotel Chevalier.

All I know about coffee is that it keeps me regular.

You missed the most important part of the Ginny Weasley announcement. It's not just any Dark Wizard, it's mo-fucking Grindelwald.

Ever seen the Man Who Fell to Earth?

The best is the girl who trolled back and started her number with "911"

Psh, I did this at 2 years old too, but I stole my father's Budweiser can and he didn't think I'd like it. I LOVED it and my parents were afraid to take the can away from me because it could cut my lip. Half a can down and I gave it back.