Matthew Gray Gubler is delicious.

Yeah, well she turned me into a newt when I tried to avoid the backscatter ray. I didn't really mind, I had more leg room on the plane.

Russel Brand?

Because some people like to feel better than others by tearing down something popular because it's not good enough.

I totally meant Prime. I also meant to comment yesterday, but the site wouldn't let me.

I have a dress that is dangerously similar to Diane Lane's, but slightly more orange. TWINSIES!

I'm sorry you were a bit taken aback when I threw that chair out a window. I know the sound of broken glass is a bit startling, but if you really think about it, it sounds like little fairy bells, so I have no idea why you're so worked up.

So is this a sequel to "It's Complicated?"

Um Chris, if Charlie Sheen jumped off a cliff while a crowd cheered, would you do it too?

My first thought was Mr. Darcy and then Colin Firth with his shirt off coming out of a lake...

When I was in high school, I started to get boobs, but my mom wouldn't let me get any sort of padded bra and our lunch room was COLD. I've never been more embarrassed than when a group of guys I knew, but not well, would point out and jeer at me about my cold nipples. Awful awful awful. I still will only wear bras…

Preach. It was a surreal moment for me when I realized none of my friends' grandmothers slurred through happy birthday on the answering machine.

If you listen closely, they sample the Imperial Death March in the background. It's my favorite part.

Give me that Christian Side Hug ya'll

I like to hug, but only my close friends. My moms family hugs but my dads doesn't.

You see adorable owl, all I see is a V in human form: conventionally attractive shell with a killer lizard filling.

True story, my boyfriend frequently answers the phone "Hey Girl" when I call. I melt and giggle like I'm 12 and I really think he has no idea how much or why.

I'm with you. A while back I got tired of looking at the guy I was screwing and thinking "Will you please shut the fuck up so it's not degrading for me to have mindblowing sex with you?" I was dumb and the idea of the sex was just too great, though clearly I wasn't concerned about his career path or style of dress.

Personally, I know Disney bashing is incredibly popular, but I see this as a very GOOD thing. This gives kids a chance to learn how to social network online safely with parental controls. How is that bad? Maybe I can see this clearly because I work with a lot of people who are devoted to digital literacy, but teaching…

"And I'm most impressed with how she communicates her message that is connecting with so many Alaskans." - This sentence, it hurts.