@katie.scarlett.o'hara: I read somewhere that most of the book was gleaned off interviews with Eduardo. That could account for Eduardo's lack of douchiness and everyone else's comprehensive dickwaddery.

@pond-side-over: This has far too much logic for Beck and incorporates dinosaurs. His brain would have exploded trying to justify putting them on the board and alienating half his audience.

If the female Tucker Max meets and screws the real Tucker Max, does this mean the universe will implode?

@Cara02128: In all seriousness, would you want a scientist who WOULD conduct this study to conduct the others?

Too many words on those powerpoints. Didn't anyone teach her proper presentation style. Also, if a guy did this, I'm sure we'd all say "what a fucking asshole sharing all those intimate details"

I would like to add, don't get someone you don't know any sort of smelly Bath and Body shit if you're above the age of 15. Seriously, I have more smelly shit I can't use because it makes me sneeze and it was the default gift for YEARS.

I guess Eric Roberts watched his sister's movie...

@Valkyrie607votesMizJenkins: You're welcome. I was more than tweaked about the TechCrunch one and was happy to read that.

@Flackette Goes Retro: Seriously, I watched Mark Cuban and Avner Ronen go at it and it was pretty intense, but you know, they're men so they aren't bitchy, they're passionate.

Mashable featured a good article in response. [mashable.com]

File this under: things I already knew from college.

@e-atoms: I agree. My Chi flat iron is amazing and I have the craziest curly hair that I also subject to intensely chlorinated water on a biweekly basis. My hair is super healthy and shiny even though I torture it with heat and chemicals.

@Gavagirl: I'd have some great crazy gyno stories to tell (not from me, but my mother who was told to have an abortion when she got pregnant with me even though she'd been married for over 2 years and there was no way of knowing if there was anything "wrong" with me as if that'd be an excuse anyway—and this was in…

Well I guess polyandry would have solved that mess in "Legends of the Fall."

Because all anorexics weigh about nothing right? Only skinny people have eating disorders....

but also for the whole Fox News team which is essentially sponsoring O'Donnell's candidacy...Now Fox News has to explain to viewers why O'Donnell is ready to serve in the U.S. Senate even though she's not ready to appear on Fox News Sunday.

Hey Ladies of "the Heartland,"

I really thought that was Avril Levigne in the thumbnail.

@kentuckienne: I kinda got the Chinese Peasant hat bred with Abe Lincoln stove pipe vibe from the hats....

Are those bathing suits? Onesies?