I would like to believe he'll wield a burning sword. I mean, he's going to die, probably horribly, but first he'll kill his brother with a burning sword.

Thank you! Hubris the word for it. You just know she didn't bother to learn the words because she couldn't imagine that she would ever be in the bottom much less lip syncing.

Sorry ladies. I question the social skills of anyone who couldn't pick up on how fake Valentina was from episode 2.

I love Shea and roll my eyes at Nina's petulance, but I disagree heavily with the review's idea that wouldn't have matched up. She probably would have been even better. I'm also super sick of Miley Cyrus's Ahhh! Real Monsters VMA performance look being regurgitated.

We all know why Cynthia is back, but it's distasteful to elaborate.

I don't want to hear any more whining about how obvious it is that Bob is going to win. The winner of every season since three has been blatantly obvious by around the half way point. Unless you're a bit like me and were too in love with Alaska to let your hope go season five. Or you only started watching season seven.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Bob's poem was funny, and bravo for doing the first character change ever. Thorgy was good too, and I'm so glad that Chi Chi didn't bomb, but I feel like even the standouts didn't join the legion of great Snatch Game performances.

No I'm sorry. Naomi has to be better than this fashion wise. The look and the legs are all she has. That was not even a goddamn kimono. That was a sheer robe with a corset over a bikini. She's got the body to be pull off anything yet she apparently only has one look.

hdu. parks finale might have been a little underwhelming (mostly because I hated having a women who didn't want a kid to have one to make a man happy vomiting forever), but the last line was on fucking point.

Annnnd all the queens I like are gone.

You and me both.

I'm sorry. Am I supposed to be too cool to like the extremely talented Adele?

I'll make a point to see The Bronze only for the fact that I heard there's a sex scene in there that can rival Team America. Also fingers crossed Sebastian Stan is full nude.

Ohhhh.

Ahh. Okay. So what I assumed..

Can someone please explain to me why there are so many tears being shed over Beth? She was a non factor they tried too hard to make significantly more important than she was in too little time. I can get the being upset over better characters reactions, but over the character herself?

I never thought I'd see a crystal tumbleresque booze baba. The possibility of such a thing hasn't ever even crossed my mind, but now that I've seen it, I demand to know how many have been made.

In a just world we could have had both, but (comic) Andrea's potential had to die to let Carol rise.

Maybe if they actually gave a shit out conversation they would just donate the money without fulfilling their sick blood lust.

Nope sorry. Anyone who replied earnestly to this is an idiot, but this was posted sarcastically in response to that despicable Texas cheerleader who uses daddy's money to go on canned hunts.