I love that dark lipstick on you.

Another sister of mine is has always been allergic to mangos and developed a latex (like latex gloves) allergy when she was doing lab work for her master's degree. I knew those were related but I had no idea there were so many other things on that list!

I'm waiting to see the MySpace account he created for her...

Would you use a strap-on? I could get behind that.

no you absolutely must do a murder marionette show for me

Well, New Orleans has won one Super Bowl. Tampa Bay has won one.

AFC South made the AFC Championship, and beat the #2 team on this list doing it.

I dunno, I think that the whole Lizzie thing was that she wasn't right in the head. In her mind she was doing something good for her sister by killing her. Not completely clear on the theological implications of this, but the idea might be that she wasn't totally responsible for how she acted.

star for the The Stand reference.

NICE PLAN. I've gotten a lot of the Sephora X Pantone stuff that way.

So, you're supporting Big Crayon then?

I have to admit I hate the empty coffee cup thing too. You can't get through one episode of Parenthood without them waving around a supposedly full cup of coffee like it's a freaking ribbon dancer. How hard would it be to have props put water into them?

I envision myself on like, Hoarders: Beauty Edition, crying and clinging to my expired tubes of mascara and eye cream samples. "No, not those! THOSE ARE GOOD!"

A/S/L

I've never understood why Elsa is considered the hero. She nearly killed her sister, which meant that Anna had to be locked away for her entire childhood. Anna tries to do something without Elsa's approval (sometimes you have to let people make bad decisions) and Elsa literally ruins the whole world. Anna goes and…

If you really want to scavenge a Tokyo fish market, might be a good idea to slide it in front of "mourning my family and friends for a year".

I dunno, our local mayor seems to be on the up-and-up. I tried to bribe her (by gifting her some of my Delta Skymile points) for the winning vote for my Newfoundland in the annual Howl-o-ween Pup Parade and Doggy Costume contest, but she was stalwart and resisted the temptation.

Not talking to people and sitting alone watching Netflix are two of the greatest joys in my life. If people were truly meant to converse face to face and have to order food over the phone like cavepeople, we wouldn't have invented the internet. Don't mess with success.

I feel like doing this would be really depressing. I can already tell that most, if not all my days will be answered "No, not even slightly." And then, I'll just listen to sad indie music while I contemplate how I don't know what I want to do with my life. Who knows, maybe I'll try it. I've been meaning to start…