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What "documents" do you expect him to have when it sounds like none of the women reported the rape?

Yep. I personally think that the problem with Botox is not the effects of the procedure itself, but the fact that it's so very effective at what it does and people get a bit hooked on it and go overboard. A little goes a very long way, so it's easy to tip into scary land (particularly if don't have a provider who's…

Howard Stern has evolved into quite the interviewer. He's able to elicit a lot of really personal stuff in a fairly non-invasive manner. Quite the change over the last 30 years.

It was a perfectly dignified tree when it was planted in the ground, in the wild, where it belongs. #christmastreesaremurder

I feel weirdly bad for an inanimate tree now.

My parents loaned me the money to start my own business and it changed my life. I refuse to feel bad about it and would never want to date someone who looked down on me for it.

Even Khloe tho?

Someone needs to get that child out of the house. She does not look like she's being well taken care of. The family has fallen apart. And...I was a chubby kid who became a fat adult, and I'm not trying to either fat shame nor pick on her, but she has gone from chubby to obese since Honey Boo Boo has been on the air.…

Hands up: who skipped the video and went right to the comments?

Statistics.

Leeloo Cyrus Multiflash.

That is the fakest-saddest smile I've ever seen."Smile, Jessa. Just smile. You'll be allowed on the computer alone now. Just smile. Think of England. Just smile. Mouthwash has alcohol in it. Drink it later."

Every structure of thought revises its tenets to incorporate new information, though. Science does this, too. "Oh science is so cute, it starts with blood-letting and then ends at pathogens when it no longer has a leg to stand on." See how dumb that sounds?

A religion that started out telling a story to the best of its…

...or it began as allegory in the first place. If the creation stories recorded in Genesis were meant to be taken literally, why would there be two conflicting versions back-to-back? Signed, a slightly less condescending atheist.

I dated an older woman for about three years. Started when I was 26 and she was 39. Was so very in love with her, and didn't at all mind that there was a likelihood that I'd be some form of a caretaker at a young age. Buuuuuut, turns out in her case age did NOT equal relationship maturity. She dealt a nice death blow…

I'm sorry. What it sounded like to me was, "Be careful out there." You really don't know who's on the other end of your online conversations.

Well, NCAA sanctions are bound to come. It's common knowledge that these athletes aren't allowed to spike anything except for drinks.

He is also probably wondering why his mother hates him so much and will not vaccinate him.

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