Dang. I usually go for men, but... come home with me please?

My great grandfather supposedly killed a man and was never caught. But it seems like the guy deserved it. Guess you don’t fuck with us.

I watch Roseanne reruns almost daily, but you’re right on it with the facts haha. I love that show (except for the last season wining the lottery bullshit).

Hahaha I was just coming here to say that. Was she preg in real life and it was hidden on the show? Or when she was preg on the show and no one said anything about a pregnant woman smoking? Idk, but that’s my fudge bar, give it back.

Nah, I’ve gotten Botox and it doesn’t look like that. More like poorly applied makeup.

About the oily skin comment, yes it's so true. I'm oily as fuck and have only very insignificantly started to develop the babiest of smile lines at 31. We're permanently moisturized 24/7, which helps prevent wrinkles.

Hmmm. I haven’t conned anyone into marrying me yet, so I haven’t actually had to shop for a ring. That makes me sad if its true.

BULLSHIT

Morganite. Pretty peach color, and much cheaper than overhyped diamonds.

Ill buy it all off of you. That shade of red is tdf.

I don’t know as you can say Vee is dead. There was a clip going around of potentially Vee in the background of the new trailer. And from the characters language here, they don’t come out and say she’s dead. So I say its still up in the air.

Holy fuck. And that’s saying a lot coming from me, I’m in NY.

I use the brow wiz. I like it a lot. I recently tried the knock off that NYX just came out with for like $8/$9. It's not a total dupe, but for $15 cheaper its ply what ill get from now on. In the brow wiz's defense, I've been using it for ply 6 months, 4/6 days a week, and have yet to reach the end of it. The little…

I gotta go with McDonalds. The DD ones work, but tend to be dry to me. McDonalds has that hollandaise type sauce that makes it the best.

I work in a residential facility for teenage boys, and before that, one for teenage girls. Teenagers are THE FUCKING WORST, EVARRRR!!! GODDAMN I can’t even describe. But I keep trying cause every once in a great while, like 1 try out of 100, you get a little something that shows you they have humanity. I do it for all…

Target usually has a really good selection of purses, at pretty decent prices. If you want fancy and are near an outlet, you can usually pick up Coach for $200 or so.

I’m a feminist, and wear a shit-ton of makeup daily. I wear it because I like the way I look with it, and it gives me confidence, not for anyone else’s benefit. If someone gives you shit, ask them why they are wearing what they are wearing, instead of a potato sack. Oh, because you like fashion and looking nice? Me…

Not offering to pay on the first few dates when starting to see someone is a good way to get dumped. Men don’t want a woman who expects he’ll pay for everything. In my experience, men insist on paying on the first date. I always offer to pay on the second date. 75% of the time they decline my offer and pay. But they…

Save your money and get the Maybelline Lash Sensational. Very similar banana shaped brush, and almost identical results for $8 or $9.

Save your money and get the Maybelline Lash Sensational. Very similar banana shaped brush, and almost identical…

I ran into a woman who worked at my small middle school while I was a student there, in the locker room at the Y recently (I’m 30 now). She had a full conversation with me while she took off her bathing suit and changed in front of me. My 13 yr old inner self was screaming “No, Ms. LastName! This is highly…