Say whatever you want bout Chelsea but that dog always seemed chill as f*ck.

I cannot tell you *exactly* how fast my daughter would be yanked out of the school I was paying for if she behaved this way, but I can tell you that she would leave a sonic boom and at least one earring behind when it happened.

Well, I for one hope he *isn’t* having sex with his mother. That’s just gross.

Republican women are always shocked when they get treated with the same sexist malice as liberal/progressive women. Shocked!

It’s a tough call with her. She’s a Trump-loving Scientologist who does a lot of promotion for the church. On the other hand, he’s Corey Lewandowski.

This is how Trump was elected.

I will literally PayPal you money. Feel free to e-mail me at elizabeththewellread@yahoo.com.

*someone else’s crab legs.

See kids? This what happens if you eat your crab legs.

She knew exactly what the fuck she was doing.

YES.

Team Lee.

She’s right; she is normalizing something a lot of people are embarrassed about and therefore less likely to seek medical attention for. There’s nothing exploitative about this since (at least in the ones I’ve seen) the videos don’t ID the patient.

How do you know they haven’t contacted Cyntoia? I highly doubt Kim would announce such an action without talking to her, thereby running the risk of announcing potential legal action and then have Cyntoia saying, “No, thanks.”

Tree ghost.

She told us that she hasn’t enjoyed going over there for years because of Fox News and all the shit they say. Now, they’re freaking the fuck out because it’s about to be Christmas # 2 with no contact. We told them we’d re-visit the ban after 6 months but the dumbasses keep posting shit on Facebook. Whenever they reach…

That is awful. Like, truly awful.

It’s simply nice, dude. Have you never just been happy to hear that other people are happy?

Why...isn’t it? They’re a celebrity power couple and her whole brand is that she’s a super chill lifestyle icon, who cooks easy, great food and is open about not being a perfect mom. They are nice and funny, and I for one, am delighted to hear this happy news in a shitstorm of ugly.

1. Pumpkin pie is delicious.

If Brady is the best in the league, Drew is a close #2. He never gets the credit he deserves.