This isn’t my story, personally, but it’s one that has kicked around my family for so long that it definitely feels like it’s mine. It’s been told and re-told, but I do think that the central details are very solid.

I have three, all having to do with the house I grew up in.

Once, when I was in high school, a bunch of girlfriends and I decided to play Ouija during a sleepover. My friends were an odd mix - social outcasts who banded together over being the weirdos. So we had the stoner punk girl, the nice and quiet religious girl, the slacker girl, the goth girl, the two twins whose mom…

I’ve only told this story to my closest friends. I haven’t even confided in my sister (for fear of the obvious shame). Please buckle in because this tale needs to be told in length.

Because the last time he and Kim went to Nobu she ordered the rock shrimp and he was like omg how dare you

He is now a Doctor, here in UK we see him pop up on the news being fabulous and left wing when talking about NHS.

Someone I occasionally work with and generally liked posted a red, white, and blue ‘Proud member of the basket of deplorables’ image on her Facebook page.

Writer Jenny Trout does a hilarious and pointed chapter by chapter hate read of 50 Shades Darker on her website, scroll to the bottom of this link

Read Jenny Trout’s recaps of this series, your life will never be the same.

With all due respect, you are wrong. The entire existence of 50 Shades is justified by one thing and one thing only: The brilliant Jenny Trout’s Chapter by Chapter decuntstruction* of the book.

Meanwhile, I told my therapist what mansplaining was this week and he (an older white dude) thought it was perfect and couldn’t believe he hadn’t heard what it was yet!

sean lennon seems less human and more hipster reduction.

i believe amber to the point that i think amber is going easy on johnny tbh

“Which is troubling, because I’m not sure Donald Trump knows what he’s legally allowed to do!”

I was just coming to ask if anyone else just got hit with a wave of love and longing. I would have loved to discuss this election cycle with him. And about a million other things.

Then yes.

cameron wanted to win the election. so he promised a referendum if he was elected, never expecting the british public would be so shortsighted and stupid ... he took a gamble and lost. BIG TIME. and now so have we all.

Well it began several million years ago when Tilda emerged, fully formed, from the Great Ocean and stepped onto the muddy shores of East Pangea...