Red Putin. In the Kremlin. With a pen.

I cannot WAIT to hear their responses to the backlash.

It’s simply astounding how the GOP went from 16 (I think?) very different candidates and have ended up with 3 that nobody is eager to nominate.

Yeah, I think it’s the right word. Taylor’s posse takes other women’s social capital (their popularity and “coolness”) and harnesses it to her own, magnifying her at the center of it all. She is the Queen who unites all these girls and women she gets on stage with her, they’re her court. So she’s appropriating their…

Tyga and his landlord are not in a great place right now.

The thing with the cups as measurement is not about precise measurement, it’s about proportionality. When cookbooks and recipes were first being published widely for ordinary home-makers in the US in the late 1800s not every kitchen would have scales but it was presumed that every kitchen would have a cup, so as long…

I got drunk one night and started yelling at some guy because he kept spewing on about how he needs to “cleanse” and the benefits. Finally I snapped and was like YOUR BODY IS MADE FOR THAT JUST EAT SOME FIBER, AND POOP.

in which I confusedly asked how you can possibly reliably measure anything using cups, because not all cups are the same size

BINGATE

it’s brilliant. There was a running gag on “THE MALE JUDGE” one season which was adorably hilarious.

I’ve heard that it’s innuendo filled?

That’s why I prefer to keep it waxed

“Marilyn Manson is the geeky kid from the Wonder Years!”

Can I add this because it’s the Birkin of DBag-iness

She is also not British. This is a very important thing to stress. We discuss fusion food and modern influences all the time on TV. There are many famous chefs in the UK who are POC for about 40 years now. My experiences of living in the US found often that professed Anglophiles are often the most muddle headed and…

And it is today. The only people comparing British food to stuff from 1940s rationing are Americans on the internet for lols. Seriously. Some cultural remarks are stuck in a time warp. And I don’t mean the dance.

Everything about Tyga and Kylie’s night out makes me uncomfortable. The casual flashing of a gun, the casual flashing of a gang sign, the casual flashing of Kylie’s underwear when Tyga pulled her skirt up for whoever was filming them making out.

Oh did you fall for that “I love myself” post from last week? jk

This should not be confused with my lawsuit over the fact that I spent almost a year training my waist and it still pees on the floor and bites the mailman.

I paid some lady put braids in my hair the last few days of my honeymoon in the Bahamas because the ladies on the beach wouldn’t fucking leave me alone asking to braid my hair every day, and I thought why not. Such a mistake. My scalp got sunburned in between the braids, which then peeled off in long strips. Cultural…