How is this controversial??

I do not think we are, unfortunately.

America’s gun boner is so terrifying and strange to an outside observer. Hope you guys are okay.

As President, I will defend our #2A right to keep and bear arms the window seat in the second row.

There was a Bieber memorabilia store for about four months, and it ended up turning into a dollar store. People there absolutely hate him. What was funny was when I played an open mic at a bar, and when I was finished with the band, I had locals yelling “you guys should be famous, not fucking Bieber.” They have a lot…

You know what’s funny? In Stratford, ON, his home town, there is a star commemorating him. That star has been thoroughly defaced. Stratford is a huge theater community that draws a lot of tourism from throughout Canada and the States, and they are flat out embarrassed by him.

“Bible based rehab”...

Don’t worry. I read her tweet and thought, “how can you thank God for letting you find your dead husband’s body when that same God let him die?”

Maybe I’m missing something, but I don’t get the Anne Hathaway hate. I would have done the same in her situation. I imagine she felt really violated, but she used it to empower herself and screw over the photographer. Well-played.

Trump learns that “Star Wars” is back.

“If it’s got to be a woman”...

I love that someone clearly told him he needed to appeal to evangelicals in Iowa so his solution was to hold up a bible and say “the evangelicals, ok?”

GOOD GAD.

YOU. GUYS.

My girls are still in the “Luke is Star Wars” phase. I told them, “one day, you will realize that Han is The reason to watch.” They do not believe me.

Have you seen her Graham Norton appearance yet? (It’s British, you’ll have to youtube it). She’s awesome. She absolutely owns everything she’s done/been through, and is just a kick ass older woman. Anyone wanting to snark on her can fuck right off.

Carrie Fisher is so badass I love her so much. And these tweets make me love her more.

To be fair, I don’t think that I’d want someone who fantasizes about being Camilla Bowles’ tampon changing my child’s diaper.