I are British and I promise you we can wrote English good.

That is the face of someone remembering a very good guilty fuck.

tee-hee-hee

I resemble that remark.

At the very least, we know Hawass is corrupt and incompetent and it would be a bad look to return anything to Egypt while he's running shit

Damn straight they should give the Rosetta Stone back. Maybe with a note like “Sorry about that time(s) we ate your ground up ancestors as medicine. That was super weird.”

To save face, how about Britain gives the diamond as a gift to Greece and the Elgin marbles as a gift to India and then Greece and India swap?

It was only this year that I realised that people had a social media ‘image’. Up until that point I earnestly believed that everyone I knew had perfect lives and that made me so happy, but gently puzzled as to why mine was so imperfect, then put it down to autism.

“Is it merely a coincidence that Swift would choose to dine at a poorly named restaurant so close to the poorly named restaurant where Jenner was dining,”

k, real quick, in case you need one more before you go to sleep -

Not really scary but eerie. My son has autism so like the woman with the son who has Down's syndrome no capacity to lie and I believe children are more open to see things that adults will explain away. So my son let's call him Prince Cankle would come home from summer school and always look at the same spot in our…

Universe: Happy birthday. HAVE SOME DEATH!!!

I just spent a glorious hour reading the terrifying stories someone linked to on reddit about all the creepy shit a Search and Rescue officer supposedly encountered during his career. And I suddenly remembered something that used to scare the piddle out of me. And I’m gonna talk about it here because it stands a…

These are so very creepy. And I now have something to add - I am babysitting and the 11-year-old I watch just told me she knows something really scary.

Her friend, Maddi, moved to this neighborhood about 4 years ago, she was 7 at the time and her family bought a fixer-upper and immediately started work on the house.…

Shalom Auslander has a really great, really funny story about visiting Sachsenhausen as an adult. I think he told it on The Moth podcast and it’s called “Death Camp Blues.”

I get kinda angry at the modern Crowley-type faux witches hawking their wares in Salem. There were no witches in Salem, Danvers or anywhere else. They most especially didn’t follow the Victorian model of witchcraft that Crowley outlined. They also weren’t the hippie/goth earth wiccans either. As Schiff points out,…

Oh man. I’ve been waiting all year for this, because I finally have a truly scary story to contribute. It is 100% true, and I still nearly break down in tears thinking about it.

Let me start with this: I believe that, somehow, there is a logical explanation for what happened to me. This event, however, has puzzled me for years. I was 17 years old when my girlfriend and I snuck up to my dad’s lake house one winter (late February, so it was cold), which was about 45 minutes away from the…

I can’t believe I missed this post yesterday. I’ve been planning to write about this story since it happened in July. I’m going to submit it anyway, in the off chance anyone sees it on this thread!

One summer when I was in college, I went on a camping trip with the girl I was dating and some other couple-friends at Lake Umbagog State Park up on the New Hampshire/Maine border. We were driving separately from the other campers, because I had worked that morning, and we were supposed to meet up with everyone that…