Sophia always been a hater.

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

No, it wasn’t like that. It was more like oops I walked in my son, and what is that giant thing OMG it’s his penis THAT IS HUGE and he will make someone really happy with that because that’s impressive and why am I still looking at it look away LOOK AWAY (while he’s shouting “Mom, get out!!!!)

You know, I’d never really given much thought to Tom Hiddleston either way. And then I saw Crimson Peak. And watched some of his interviews.

A child who is excited because he was just accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Okay, Ed Sheeran looks like a child in a costume.

Angels on Bare Skin cleanser noticeably improves my skin

Lol, I had that same realization about the sugar scrub after my second time purchasing it. That’s the thing with Lush, if you have the time and patience you could actually make a passable version of most of their products on your own. I used to use all-Lush everything but after about a year and a half of that I had to…

Fuckface Von Clownstick

Ugh. Look, you can play the “I’m the better person and you’re just sad and lashing out on the internet” card if you want as a way of avoiding the fact that you are dead wrong. It’s kind of ironic that while dismissing the FACT that Sean Penn physically abused Madonna, you are actually playing a victim angle. Kudos on…

How could I possibly feel better about anything knowing that a woman can call the police while a man is attacking her, go to the police dept visibly battered and bruised, name her accuser who has a history of violent outburst for which he has a criminal record, and there is an idiot out there who doesn’t believe her…

No, you are not being too grumpy at all. This is wildly tasteless and ill-conceived.

Because:

As a Jew, I’m really not sure how to unpack this. I’m not religious in the sense that I go to temple or keep kosher or observe Shabbos ( although I may need to incorporate some of this due to JujyJunior), but I dunno if I like this. I don’t impose my views on other folks but this seems like a weird mix of celebrating…

It may be a minor point, but I’m glad that the “shatter” obliterates Cosby’s image and leaves the others relatively intact. It would seem unfair if the rest of the cast was defaced or vandalized.

No, it isn’t fair. Addiction isn’t anyone’s fault; it’s a disease. To blame Khloe and her family is ignorant. And Lamar signs off on the content of the show if it involves him. He gets paid for it. He’s no victim there.

In UK and Northern Ireland they are NHS hospitals, not NIH.

If you need an abortion and you live in Northern Ireland, you need to go to England, not the UK. Northern Ireland is part of the UK.

Of course he was able to harass for such a long time; the light warning can take thousands of years to reach the earth.

I’m just gonna leave this here.