HOBBIT

I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't stand this flaccid, ginger muppet.

Now then, we’re excellent perverts in private.

TOO SOON

“Swearing or sex scenes don’t excite me because they don’t have emotional content.”

“Robb Stark” “borders on porn”

“Swearing or sex scenes don’t excite me because they don’t have emotional content.”

I’m Aussie and I used to have to step in and defuse the tension between US/UK coworkers because the Americans never realised they were on the verge of a brawl.

Yeah, I don’t know why everyone is saying Zayn is the one who escalated this? Calvin basically donned a full suit of plate armor and rode straight into Zayn’s twitter feed to white knight his girlfriend with multiple tweets. Patronizing as fuck tweets, too. Firmly agree that he needs to calm his knickers.

Thank you for using ‘BCE’! I am so sick of scientific publications (like Smithsonian or NatGeo) using BC. Now I’m gonna finish reading your story ;)

She’s my new hero. Thank you for that.

That's actually a myth. The only family that inter-bred presumably to keep control in limited hands were thr ruling family and even then genetic tests have only shown two instances of this behaviour in a few centuries of lineage.

I keep pestering my grandmother to move out of state and live with us. Her son, my ex stepdad, is a giant asshole that never bothers to call or check in on her. The woman is a saint but I wish she would give up the dream that her son will love her back. Breaks my heart. My mom, we can’t wait to have her and my stepdad…

Thank you for informing me about the awesome Naunakhte.

I want to read what you read. That is badass.

Praise be to Isis...

Wow! Thanks for taking time out to make such a thorough and *really* informative reply. I really enjoyed the read.

When I was living in Sudan (amazing pyramids there as well...if you can get to them); i had the chance to go to Egypt on a long weekend...I, sadly, found some (not all) of the museums/tours on the…

One of our fellow Jezzers told a story about telling a date about her interest in Egyptology. She said he treated like a weirdo after she shared. Well, I apologize for forgetting who it is but if you’re reading this I hope it made your day.

the first thing i ever wanted to be was an egyptologist, true fax.

That is unbelievably cool and the little 8-year-old in me who was super into Egyptology wants to go there with ground-penetrating radar RIGHT NOW.