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Please help Jez authors,

also, as a British person whose seen a LOT of him, I can say that when unscripted, James Corden is largely unfunny

No one is arguing that he's not talented

You're welcome to him. Please keep him. Please.

....i got better

I just don't get why he even opened the door. I mean look, if I heard someone knocking on my door unexpectedly at 2:30 in the morning, I'd be scared. And since I have no windows around my door, or peephole, I'd have no way of knowing who it was. Which is why, under no circumstances, would I open the door. Grab a

It seems there is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men to get this guy to shut the fuck up.

Look, Scott Disick deals with the Kardashians on a daily basis. If he wants a helipad in the backyard, I say let him. If he wants his own flight crew with monogramed "Lord Disick" uniforms, he can have it.

I just want to say in the UK, we have a horrible conservative government who is so idiotically nationalistic and jingoistic that they want to ban American literature from our national curriculum, where Of Mice and Men and To Kill a Mockingbird are staples in our secondary schools. This is something that is actually

Ha! Yeah, that Whiskeysaurus will getcha! Watch out for the Ptequiladactyl too!

Admit it, Happy makes you want to kill someone at this point, right?

I work in Mexico and once did a stint in Peru. When I got back from working at San Jose de Moro, a famous Moche site, someone actually accused me of being a grave-robber. I replied that yes I am, but with SCIENCE!

I have this weird feeling that I'm the only person left on Earth who has not seen The Notebook and now I am wearing it like a badge of honor.

Huh? It's not that you're not allowed to focus on who you're attracted to. You can want someone "out of your league". Everyone's attracted to different things. Elliot Rodger seems to have been preoccupied with blondes that he thought were too good looking for him. I mean, aside from the obvious self-hatred there,

"feeling like no one attracted to you and people think you're a creep sucks."

What the hell is your problem?

If you're unattractive to women, their rejection and neglect of you is what's supposed to happen. That you would want to inflict the same on gay men is disgusting.

stop confusing them with science.