JUST DON'T LOOK AT THE ARK OF THE COVENANT!!!!

I wish I could star this comment over and over. :D

Many stars for this comment!

Now, answer me something I've always wanted to know. As an Egyptologist, how much of your day to day work entails hunting down ancient artifacts and how much of it involves destroying ancient ungodly evil? Is it like, 50/50, or is it more like, 65/35?

Dudes. Know why he was buried with a BONER? He was a teenager.

AHHH can I just say you have, hands down, the COOLEST job ever??

Almost all pharaohs were designed to mimic Osiris when they died. Pharaohs are gods on Earth, Osiris was a god that died and was revived. So you want to reference Osiris in your death because the association of rebirth and afterlife.

I agree. I like them both but Hiddles gets the lion's share of pant throwings. Eddie is third or even fourth fiddle. His Burberry campaign with Cara Delevigne was one of my favs in recent years. He has a cheeky face. And he can sing.

Eddie is just as cute IMO. No heresy to me.

They are both fantastic and smart and talented and have stolen all the handsome to compliment their velvet jackets.

This is pure gold. You are a genius.

How about anxious wedding-planner Sherlock? Or the best man speech? I thought it was brilliant, different, but not any less amazing.

Wait until they find out the difference between public schools in the UK versus public schools in the US.

I love your brain

Now fanfic your way into that, people.

It's worth watching for Drunk Sherlock alone, and they do prevent a murder.

First on the Dowager Countess' hit list is the guy who pretended to be the Crawley heir.

You're kind of brilliant and scary.

I wish they'd rewind to midway through Season 2 and send Mary and the Dowager Countess off to America for bitchy hijinks with Shirley Maclaine. Mary could find herself a nice Vanderbilt.