Oh, hell yaaas. I sat through…at least 30 minutes of Les Miserables just to ogle Eddie Redmayne. He's so damn pretty, and those lips! Gorgeous.

None of this is okay. None of it. As a former art history student and current archive-diving graduate student and wanton crier before Rothkos I don't like a single part of this story because none of it happened to me.

I actually saw Eddie Redmayne up close and personal once. Sadly not shirtless. But, he was discussing Mark Rothko drawings (he was prepping for a Broadway role and had stopped by the National Gallery of Art in DC to meet with a curator - I happened to be hanging out doing research in the print and drawing study room)…

Eddie Redmayne has a red mane...

I still refuse to believe Eddie Redmayne is real. He looks like impossibility and is named like it, too.

Just as a test, I asked the 10 year old (big foot) about the whole situation here. I presented it simply: Lordes may or may not have said that 1D (and Bieber) were "ugly". She said this: 1. Who said that she said this? 2. Did it say whether she meant ugly looking or ugly acting because Biebs is, kind of that. 3. Why…

Team Nigella-everything out of that fucker Saatchi's mouth has sounded like a bitter abuser who has been outed. He just wants to make Nigella pay, no matter what, and it should be very obvious for anyone with a drop of insight.

Suggesting that women shouldn't get hammered is not blaming the victim. It's smart advice suggesting ways to decrease risk. There is literally nothing that makes a victim responsible for being sexually assaulted. You should not need to alter your behavior because some people are soulless cretins. But there are…

One of the things I love about her shows is that you can really tell that a) she used to be a journalist and b) she's very intelligent - she has such a way with words! Regardless of the fact that half her meals are what my mum calls "heart attacks on a plate", I love watching her.

Saatchi is disgusting. He triggers me every time I read anything he says about Nigella. He sounds EXACTLY like my abuser, who ruined my life in most ways, cut me off from friends and family, changed me as a person in the worst way (trauma on a daily basis and the almost brainwashing effect of being in an abusive…

The best part about this whole thing is that very few people here in the UK seem to be buying what looks to be Saachi's PR team's bullshit. Almost everything I have seen written against her has been met with big 'ol eye rolls.

The $10 million bra looks like something I can make with a bedazzler. If we weren't constantly reminded it's a $10 million bra, I wouldn't know the difference, especially in these photos. I would probably assume the jewels were fake and that it was an overadorned bra from Fredrick's of Hollywood or VS. Or maybe a new…

Exactly my thoughts. Not just that the silly bint is appropriating OUR flag (gawd bless you ma'am said in a Ray Winstone voice etc etc) - but we want nothing to do with her. She has nothing to do with us. And it had nothing to do with the song she sang. It was just ... random bollocks. Apparently Tayls just loves…

Can someone explain to me why Taylor is wearing the kind of hat worn by a bulldog in a shitty postcard you'd pick up at Covent Garden? Her fascination with my culture can fuck right off. Her pretend accent especially.

It looks like Taylor Swift is throwing a major hissy fit because all these fucking supermodels keep walking across the stage.

Respect for the white gloves.

"I mean, how many lunches can you eat? They get boring after a while."

Haha yes, top troll moment. Americans aren't really asked to engage with their colonial history very much, the Native American question isn't front and centre in discussions about race-relations there. In fact you could go so far as to say that Native Americans are treated as invisible and extinct in the USA. So it…

It's insane to think that they filtered through hundreds of families and landed on that one. They were completely oblivious and entitled, that must be why they were picked. The producers knew we'd love seeing them break down when their massive privilege was taken away. I remember feeling very sad for them when they…

Ha, I used to live around there. It's not even a very sheepy area in comparison to other areas, where sheep run rampant across roads and nobody bothers putting up fences because they're unrestrainable. There are signs like this in those areas: