Oh Please they rode on the Jubilee Line, they're hardly slumming it with the masses, that line is cleaner than most homes, call me when they ride the Northern line to Stockwell.

I'm just creeped out that we're letting Terry Richardson within a thousand feet of women without a police escort.

This will probably be identified by anyone who knew me in high school, but I will change names to protect the innocent.

So you already told us about the first timeyou had sex, but what was it with?

+10 for making Voltaire the boldface name between Justin Bieber and the Jackson Family.

You are my favourite. Mulan was more of a man than Bieber will be, ever.

Mulan's more of a man than Beiber could ever wish to be.

I'm convinced Kanye's rumored boyfriend keeps putting her in unflattering shit (remember that flower patterned monstrosity?) while telling her she looks fabulous. Then Kanye and Ricardo laugh at her behind her back. I'm starting to feel a little bad for her. She's that girl from high school that tries so hard to hang…

Kim is gorgeous but that dress is hideous. Is Kanye still "styling" her? He should stop. He can barely dress himself* much less someone else.

Sorry Jez, that's a nice thought, but I am afraid the answer is still:

I'm just going to pretend that Cassidy will read these comments somehow and know that there are a bunch of strong, loud feminists over here cheering her on. And pray she doesn't look a the greys. Even though I'm grey too. But...yeah

Nah, the one who is being a dick is the dude with the long piece of grass that's tickling poor sleeping doggie's ears.

Idea: excellent

This is what happens in London. Americans are so cute with that Vegas nonsense. Here, we just call it "Thursday."

OMG you're right; Lindy meant that totally 100% seriously. She had no idea that white people ever went to jail. Thank god you were here to tell her. Now she knows. Phew. Saved.

You know what you learn about in school? Grammar.

While this sounds awesome, I'm still (not so) patiently waiting for her to write Hogwarts, a History.

"'You know we’re about to make history right now?' What's amazing is, I think, now we're three days later they're still talking about it."

Will someone please, PLEASE tell Robin Thicke that being with your girlfriend/wife from a young age is NOT A DEFENSE AGAINST MISOGYNY. He brings that up every single time he's asked about this video, and I don't understand at all what point he thinks that makes. Misogyny is not sleeping with a bunch of women. …

This probably will get ignored, but I had to comment before I even finished the article: