As a Dolphins fan, I look forward Jay’s brand of surly indifference. Finally a quarterback with a level of apathy to match mine as a spectator.

“That toughness comes in handy in a place like North Dakota. You see, up there, jamming your numb fingers against someone’s ice-cold helmet happens every practice. Getting decked on the cement-like dirt is just how a play ends.

“Typical. A little late tackling the O-ring problem.”

+1 Gregggggg