You mean to tell me you haven't seen the critically acclaimed, most recent installment that I hear is entirely done in CGI but I cannot confirm because I refused to pay money to watch it?

Would have just as good a shot at success.

Hey, it worked for Fantastic 4… Wait.

In my defense, I only do this to avoid doing the work I'm paid to do. I've been outside a couple of times this year. I may even do it again soon!

Do you happen to be my high school English teacher? If so, dude… You need to get laid already, and how did you manage to remain 28 for a decade?

Goddammit America. Get your fucking priorities straight.

Also: Fuck Carly Fiorina.

Well, shit.

I said less prone… Not immune. That being said, tell me more of this massacre.

In the small town I'm from in Nevada, the church is really small. When my aunt joined she had 3 "callings". She worked a full time job and all of her off time was spent running her groups she was in charge of. She had a nervous breakdown after a coupe years of it. I'm pretty sure it's why she is now dead of a drug…

I'd say Mormons are less prone to forming lynch mobs when they meet in groups.

Oh good. Future generations can look forward to terrible television too. Really dodged a bullet there.

I find them great to get stoned and fall asleep to. Watching them sober and without falling asleep is not an option.

Yeah- I would never expect more of a cow or pig than I would from a people… And people set the bar pret-ty fuckin' low.

I don't blame you at all. But while I can live in ambiguity over fish and shellfish, I will enjoy all the shrimps for us both.

Wow! My diet just got a whole lot more interesting!

White rhino are a Friday only meal though… Gotta be conservative with your endangered meats.

Haha- point taken. I never liked pork much.

It is a cruelty of existence as far as I can tell. Are you saying fish and shellfish are more intelligent than I give them credit for?

As a pescatarian, I can say that I am aware of my own hypocrisy to a degree. I openly admit that I abstain from mammals because I identify with them too much. I truly attempt to eat only humanely sourced fish, and I couldn't ever eat an octopus. But shrimp, crab, and fish, I just can't get that worked up over. I…