I'm usually the first to complain about the flooding of television and film with superhero junk… But this looks good and seems like something Krysten Ritter is perfect for.

No. The reasons will be contractual.
"I need out of my contract, got other projects I want to pursue."

The real question is, can you get charged for all three for one act?

"I wonder if I masturbate to this if it will count as bestiality AND pedophilia?"

I'm actually quite proud of that mistake.

Can't wait to completely miss the release of this, see it on Netflix and go "Huh." Before I keep scrolling for a better movie and end up watching Gili or something equally terrible, because obviously Gili is better than what ever the fuck this nightmare project will turn into. They should just rename it "Vaguely…

Part of the fun of being part of a massive pop culture event is making sure you are present to see all of the crest fallen dweebs. I like to ride the line, I watched Episodes I-III in theaters. Got excited even though they were terrible. And then sat back and enjoyed listening to the die hards trying to find some…

THOSE tickets are sold on the DL, just to be sure that the extravagances of the 1% don't get noticed by the rabble. Photos of an early viewing with human footrests might actually push us into Bastille Day territory. Break out your guillotines, guys!

It's one thing to get an early ticket and wait in line early to see it… But if you are stupid enough to waste $2,000 dollars on a ticket, more power to the seller and you didn't deserve that money anyway. Of course this doesn't apply to people who have so much money that $2,000 dollars doesn't mean much. They don't…

All I have to say to that is no other Disney protagonists grew up to dream up dastardly plots to steal and slaughter puppies for fashion. I have a feeling they wouldn't have been as successful if that were the case.

I am extremely entertained by the thought of all children's entertainment being historically accurate. Anastasia sure would be a whole lot shorter… And probably less terrifying.

Well, when you put it THAT way…

Not to be a nay sayer here… But The kind of abuse it would take to generate that level of shittiness is pretty far out of Disney's wheelhouse.

They are going to have to pull some sort of magic trick to make Cruella likable… She wants to turn puppies into a coat. That is like- the epitome of evil or something.

I made it less than a chapter in because the writing was so bad. But for all that I hated it and felt that it totally ruined its source material, I have a feeling it will translate much better into film, as long as you approach it wanting to have fun.

So when she knocks him up on accident in the baffling final installments… How are we spinning that with the religious crowd?

Hey, hey, hey- those of us with alcoholic parents and checked out dads who happen to still "technically" be married, take umbrage with that statement. Then again, what have I ever done?

Dead parents create impetus for a child character to do anything worthwhile. Otherwise, these movies would just be about well-adjusted kids having dinner prepared for them and having the opposite of a film-worthy adventure. I feel like this is great big, overthought, giant DUH.

Let's just hope that the final scene depicts how he actually died: in a thrilling application of blood letting after contracting a throat infection.

Pshhh- more like 40. #GetYourFactsStraight