You think most of the military didn’t vote for him?

I’m holding out hope for a military coup. A fucking military coup is the best I can hope for at this point.

That face you make when you realize you’re more qualified to be President than the man who just won the election.

Get your guesses in now...does his waist expand or shrink from the stress of the next four years? 

Be diplomatic with potential adversaries. He can’t bully and bluster his way through.

Learn how a bill becomes a law.