I am in charge of the pumpkin pie. Last year I had to improvise due to my mother not having the right spices. It was a huge hit. So let's hope I can replicate it!

This place. I am thankful for all of you crazy people.

Yep. All the post-election analysis is worthless. You know what happened? CNN, ABC, NBC, and CBS decided ratings were more important than the country. Emails emails emails emails.

It worked for Reagan and Communism.

And normally that would break my heart. But I am so angry right now, I just can't care. They voted for this. This is what they want. I hope they enjoy it.

Like most things that come out of his mouth, it is gibberish.

Oh, I agree about The Apprentice.

And yet…..

I am guessing it will be a twitter hissy fit and then a fake claim about falling ratings. Sad!

I know some of those women. They just vote for the Republican. They honestly don't care who it is. It could be a literal empty suit and they would vote for it because of the R.

How did that happen? HOW?!

Let's hope so.

Fair enough. The people I am most angry at are the people who blindly vote R because they always have.

I was flipped between anger and depression for a week. I am in bargaining right now.

I know. They will still find a way to blame the Democrats. Ugh, I hate this country right now.

I don't feel bad for them. One candidate had plans to help them. The other candidate lied to them repeatedly. If they can't do research to figure out which is which, they deserve what they get.

They didn't help, but I doubt that one show really made a huge difference.

I haven't made it to acceptance yet. This country is so fucked and I am not ready to laugh about it.

So a more honest truthiness.

Because the only thing anyone really cares about is money.