I'm gonna mix it up this week:

UGA/Mizzou almost killed me. For real, I was shaking.

Out of Sight, for sure.

Sup?

Ugh, moving is the worst. There is no hiding from all the shit you have accumulated. My sympathies.

Happy Birthday!

Those horrible knock-off pumpkin-shaped chocolates the cheap people give out at Halloween. They all look the same on the outside and are terrible on the inside.

But she got sick last week!

Some of those have got to be sarcastic. Just like a good portion of those retweets have to be "look at this shit!" retweets.

When they're dead they're just hookers!

I think you mean Jeb!

Get the fuck outta here with your facts!

And it's not like the bad marshmallows are going to follow gun laws anyway.

Yes, because they love guns more than anything/one else.

Sad!

I know that logically, but I live in the south with the dumbfucks. Sometimes they get in my head.

But since she is a woman, it doesn't matter how qualified she is. It would still be a close race with Cinnamon Hitler.

That is what I keep hearing, but honestly, I don't trust anything anymore. I am on the verge of panicking over here.

If Hillary wins, it is going to be more conspiracy theories and Congressional gridlock.

Well played, Skittles. I hope Denise Young gets a raise.