Ah, yes. The "I have no idea what the First Amendment means" defense.

At least it can be shamed?

I don't know what to say that would help, but I can offer an internet hug from a stranger.

About the same. Thanks for asking, as always!

I'll live. I think.

Damn! You beat me to it.

Are you not?

Yeah it would!

Sadly, no. You?

The Strike.

I could see into the eye of the great fish.

pun intended?

His stand up has not aged well.

Woot Woot! Go MLA!

That was some straight up Salem Witch Trials last night. What the fuck?

I have had a headache for three days now. It is miserable! Sympathies.

I see what you did there.

It is almost my birthday! Hooray Martha being born!!

Brilliant!

I am a perfectionist, so I worry that it won't be relaxing at all. If it doesn't look perfect, what will I do!?