i was helping my friend move in to his off-campus house, and we went shopping and he came up to me all cute and embarassed and said “i want to get lady products to keep in the house in case someone needs them, can you help me?” and i was so happy and it was so amazing and all men should be like josh.

Given that these guys only live about 5 to 8 months, those three hours represent a significant portion of their lives.

I WILL MISS YOU FOR PUBLICLY MAKING FUN OF ME FOR WATCHING FACE/OFF (IT’S A FUCKING GOOD SHOW GODDAMMIT!) AND GRIMM (IT’S A BAD SHOW BUT I LOVE IT!!!)

THIS IS HILARIOUS. SUCH SPORTS. MUCH POINTS. WOW.

on a Monday ...

honestly fuck candice

sara what the fuck are you talking about please

That reminds me of when I was a teenager with all the typical teenage body image issues. I had a huge crush on my orthodontist, for some unknown reason, which was fun because I saw him A LOT. Not only were my braces complicated, but I had to have many extra teeth extracted.

omg im so embarrassed

'Secretary' is where it's at.

That guy gives War Machines a bad name.

I would agree with the conclusion regarding most folks but this is an author writing for HuffPo and WaPo about poverty. Poverty is a nuanced situation for sure and most of us will never have the direct information or experience to understand it. That said, her original article glosses over her justification for…

The paper seat covers always say things like "for your protection" on the box. I always wonder what it's actually protecting me from.... bears? Could it be bears? (But seriously, what is it protecting you from?!?)

Janelle Monae? Robyn? Stop playing with my emotions.

I'm replying here, so as a Jez author, this thread ought to move to the top.

That norm comes from the fact that a woman used to be her husband's chattel. Don't pretend to be denser than you are.

It's not your father's name, it's your name. Why do you consider a man's last name his own but consider a woman's last name her father's or her husband's? A lot of people have the same names and a lot of people are named after someone, but that doesn't mean your name is someone else's name, its YOUR name!

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