Maybe he was just checking that it was all still there. He is getting on a bit. A friend of mine of a similar age to Teddy the Todger Tweaker refered to his own rather sere set as a ‘dried arrangement’.

You sliced them both up beautifully, Ham slicer

Have to agree that mediocrity describes his guitar work best.

Don’t be too hard on poor old Ted. At 67, it’s probably the only crotch-grabbing he gets these days. Silly old sausage, embarrassing his children on stage for all the world to see.