Are you already doing anything to try to prevent future spasms?

Wow that’s a tearjerking and heartbreaking anecdote

Since when are there so many negatives to having tiny boobs?!

Lol wow refreshing... Yeah nothing like a fresh cup of hot sadism in the morning

What so many Swedish people aren't blonde

Lol @ pa is the Florida of the northeast

You just described all Jezebel commenters

What a waste of a comment

Everything you've said on this thread is silly

Lol omg ew

Lol what a fucking joke. We're talking about public education. Don't be a goddamn fool

She plays a high schooler...

The Vandenburgs are the worst. Rest in farts suckas

The struggle is real.

:)

Feel your pain

Ugh I feel so gross every time. 5 years is solid

It would be weird if you were into dog dicks

Except we don’t really have a volunteer force. Having a true volunteer force might solve a lot of problems with our military and imperialism

Great if that works for you