Some say it will appear to you when you need it. And then when you leave and turn around it’s just an empty lot.

“UR NOT A FREE THINKER! UR A SHEEP! UR A PAWN! ROGAN TELLS THE TRUTH!” - Bros who think Rogan or the cops need their support.

Oh no, where will we ever find another white dude who can play the banjo? /s

That’s what you get for playing against Oddjob.

“the idea that if a starship runs out of gas it will slow down and stop in the vacuum of space”

As an ex-smoker.... yeah, no. “Out of your way” generally means you never smoke indoors, don’t smoke in a group with non-smokers and cross the parking lot rather than stand at the door like a jackass. Now, you can argue that yes, the smell clings to people, but that’s no less offensive than the gang that bathes in…

Does your mom know you’re online?

Kurt Cobain is laughing at you Dave along with Millions of Patriots .... Fool.

but every year more of us are able to see right through their ploy.

Not going to happen under Great Hill because the time you spend hunting for your comment lets them serve you more intrusive ads.

That was way back at the end of March of this year. It’s been six whole weeks. Stop living in the past, MAAAAAN.

“Amway was a completely different distributor!”

The Plague apologizes for nothing.

“I don’t spend a lot of time playing Roblox, as evidenced by my avatar wearing the same outfit it wore in last year’s article”

make him bi, who care. jerking off dudes with that big cyborg arm.

“Grunge is back...in Pog form!”

A part of me suspects that this campaign has something to do with the fact that Iron Man’s successor in the comics was Riri Williams, a black woman...

they have to prove that though

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