According to AP, Slager argued in court that his sentence should be set aside because—wait for it—his lawyers weren’t very good.

Man, I really hope a good media writer is watching and taking notes on each step of this fiasco, cuz I feel like there is a hilarious long-form post-mortem article to be written once they inevitably give up on the whole thing. Heck, I’ll even take a podcast episode about it.

Knowing the mentality of the clientele, a lot of them won’t get even that right.  Some of those probably think that arithmetic is some libtard commie plot anyway.

The video shows that the officer who fired his weapon did so within 9-10 seconds of arriving on the scene.

“YouTube and Twitter already exist! How hard could it be to invent a platform from scratch that does what they do? I gave you three whole weeks and an 8 ball of crack, gosh darn it!” - Crackhead pillow guy, probably.

Brilliant. I guess we are seeing the end result of late-night coke-binge ideas and the resulting follow through. “Wait, I thought YOU were going to set up the website? Well how hard can it be, just get something up there, this is launch day dammit!”

I can’t even tell if you’re joking or not, this whole boondoggle is so ridiculous.

The ol Mitch Hedberg "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

“Crack is cheap. [Mike Lindell] makes far too much money to smoke crack.” -Whitney Houston’s Ghost

Lindell is no longer using crack as, due to the success of MyPillow, he is now able to afford the finest, purest cocaine that the Mexican cartels have to offer. At least for now.

Nugent already has no taste so what else is new.

Im starting to wonder if his claims of being an ex crack addict may also need to be in quotes

“I had an instance where, on a slippery, slippery ramp, a piece of steel—very steep and very long, no railings, no nothing, and it was pouring at West Point, and the last thing I want to do is go down,” Trump said.

Everything about them is a contradiction.

Ya know, I’m cool with whichever anyone’s favorite host is. I prefer the kinder, gentler humor of the Joel/Jonah years, but I get it that some people prefer the meaner, sharper edge of the Mike years.

It’s all good.

Although I admit that I only buy the Bridget/Mary Jo Rifftrax.

It cracks me up that the first link in this article is to a Kotaku piece whose comments section calls out Epic specifically for being the source of a lot of folks’ pile of shame, or “pile of shit that was free but will never ever get played but hey, it was free!”

Toy fans wins?  I think you mean re-sellers win.

Everything else aside, This Island Earth just wasn’t a great choice, because Mike era comedy—especially during the Sci-Fi run—just didn’t work so well with earnest, well-intentioned 1950s movies. Mike period humor just got progressively meaner as the show went on and worked best with hateful shit* like Merlin or…

All skinfolk ain’t kinfolk.

Beat me to it.