Also, thank you to the spam bot offering me cheap escorts in Mumbai next month, I guess. 

Wow, so original *eyeroll*

How would you know that if you didn’t even know it was still on? You could maybe just be talking out of your ass?

Ghidorah has three skulls, & Apex Cybernetics doesn’t appear aligned with ecoterrorists.

For what it is worth, I liked it. It was definitely better than Whedon’s shit and it was a better take on the characters. I don’t get the hate on DCEU from sites like i09 and the like. I liked MOS and BvS for what it was and a lot of that was from the idea of Superman not portraying this forever boy scout. Kal El was…

Thank you kindly.

He also really likes wrestling 

Final Fantasy VI’s World of Balance would probably be alright for most people. Sure, the Gestahlian Empire might just roll in and burn your city down or poison your water supply, but I feel like most people were happy most of the time. Plus you get steampunk levels of technology without being impoverished like in…

It’s fine, much better than being one of those people that shits on others for liking something they don’t. Those are the ones I feel truly awful for.

Somebody has said that zombie shows won’t be realistic unless somebody is wading into the zombies screaming “zombies don’t exist and pretending they do is a violation of my rights!” They’re not wrong.

“I am a pimp, and pimps don’t commit suicide.”

I can’t hate this movie. It’s bizarre and incoherent in its struggle to tell a story but feels like it earnestly wants to say something about 9/11, the Iraq War, the PATRIOT Act, and Hollywood culture but it couldn’t decide what to focus on so Kelly just threw everything into a blender. I just find it charming in a…

Your father was Ted Dibiase? 

Fan theories are that Mecha is in the latest film. The trailer shows what looks like blueprints on a monitor, and there’s belief that the red eyed creature you can’t see is it.

As long as the coolness of the first movie portals away from the shit storm that was the sequel

That’s... actually a pretty brilliant idea to introduce Mechagodzilla into this universe. Like, maybe an advanced AI-controlled Jaeger that - gasp! - goes rogue.

Screw this, I want to see 2021's version of Jet Jaquar

I’d be up for seeing a certain Guardian of the Earth popping through to chase down those renegade kaiju

While poor Rodney Dangerfaux looks like he’s in the middle of amyocardial infarction, the real Dangerfield actually did wear suits that fit this badly.

Giuliani is defending his damaging lies on the ground of “free speech” and threatening to countersue Dominion for violating his supposed constitutional rights.