I just want a massive kitchen, open or not.

This is a weird place for a rant about STIs. For all you know, she didn’t use a condom because the pregnancy was planned. Hell, it’s possible it was unplanned and she did use a condom.

You know condoms aren’t 100% effective, right?

Edit- I forgot to add, the cats are now the most spoiled creatures to ever walk this earth

My friend has a similar story to your friends. A few years ago, he wanted a cat from his local shelter. He went with his mum, and the lady told him not to pick his cat straight away, just walk round and see them all. He ended up with two boy kittens, and a slightly older girl kitten. As he was filling out paperwork,…

Having them repeat is back is also a good way for you to realize when they aren’t paying attention. I don’t know how many times I’ve gotten a response back that resembled the exact opposite of what i was asking.

That’s a lot better than the freshly minted immigrant version I had from my folks growing up in the 80's. You get hurt or in any way damaged...

“whats your next move”

I learned very early on as a parent that I needed to give my children specific directions and then, to make sure they’d gotten it, I had them repeat those directions back to me. Repeating it back not only made sure that they got what I said, but it reinforced my direction in my kids’ minds.

“Remember, a dull chainsaw blade can be more dangerous than a sharp one.”

You are a champion and a shining role model.

I usually make an Excel list with author, title, publication year and, if you’re anal that day, ISBN. Sort it by author, print it/email it to your local library. They’re thrilled to go through it instead of boxes and single out which book they can actually use.

Did... wha... trust you? I... like you’re what, a Communist spy, trained from birth to speak perfectly American English, and then installed in a job where you, I don’t know, deliberately give bad help to customers to undermine our shrine-like worship of retail as the emblem of capitalism?

Also, the other thing: people behind you will not stop to let you get up and get out and get your stuff. If there’s an opening, the folks behind you will take it and keep on moving.

Sitting in your seat and waiting until the proper time is definitely the right thing to do.

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

It would be too soon FOR YOU. Grief affects each of us differently, and there is no timetable that we all must follow.

As long as no one disses Ina Garten, but I suspect she’d have the upper hand in most feuds.

Well, he cheated on Beyonce in the last five years, so I am not basing this solely on decades old lyrics. I’m also a fan and don’t think being a cheater makes him a bad person, just a person who shouldn’t make monogamous commitments that he can’t keep. I hope for the sake of his family he has changed. Time will tell.

I love the idea of a Jay-Z/Rachel Ray affair. It’s so fucking random, and Food Network themed diss tracks would be hilarious.