My parents told me an elf would cut off my thumb if I sucked it.

Wait. You mean Cocaine Addict James Woods?

God I hate his smarmy home depot shilling ass.

That’s not a bad take, that is the worst take.

All that content shall be lost in time.. like tears in rain.

Me too. As one half of an interracial couple this makes me especially happy. Also, their engagement is gonna make the Daily Mail and their racist-ass readers SO MAD hahahahahahahaha

A glorious Washington Waterfall indeed.

It’s WSU - they’re required to sport a mullet during one of the 7 years it takes to get their degree.

So gross. Marilyn’s life was full of creeps taking away her agency and they try to do it in death too.

Ending his Facebook post with “Yes I said it” not only showed how strong Smith’s convictions were, it also proved that he has to sound out everything he writes.

This horrifies me, as a dog lover & pit bull mom. I find the maltreatment this breed suffers heartbreaking. Posting a pic of pup and me just because.

They took advantage of the tenacity of the dogs and put them into a highly stressful situation and are calling it, “art.”

I am not sorry to insult Richard Petty.

Someone else said it much better than I.

The Chicago Bears will skip fielding a competitive team.

This, and his girlfriend is mixed race.

Melania’s husband repeatedly perved and practically stalked Harry’s mother as well as bragged about having the ability to fuck Princess Diana before and after her death.

No, because it already happened at least once. Reagan was suffering from Alzheimer’s during his second term.