I tried to watch “Victor Frankenstein” last night, because of James McAvoy. No. Just fucking no. I stopped after 25 minutes.

I still love Private Benjamin, except for that red hair.
And Eileen Brennan was so great, I couldn’t even hate her.

No team where I live, so I haven’t followed basketball in a while, BUT, I am curious about NBA Draft outcomes for these kids. Will coaches want the Ball Bros. knowing they will most likely have to deal with the asshole dad, or will they just say, “too toxic. hard pass.”

Levy Wall?

Kenneth was aching for another facial hair role.

YES! YES! YES! A thousand times YES!

Last night, the bf asked if we could have curly fries or seasoned fries. I found curly seasoned fries in the store freezer. I was a sign from the Fry Gods.

Let’s keep up the momentum!

Seacrest is responsible for all the Kardashian Krap. He shouldn’t be allowed any more jobs.

The City Council probably cannot get a majority vote for the 250million, but I would think close to a majority of the population would like an NBA team.

I’m, like, really into festivals.

Ok - Chobani is next. Take him down.
Who can sue next?

So, Gwyneth is going to be the next Kevin Trudeau? Good riddance.

I sing this song way too much.

Sex Robot

Are you sure they aren’t saying “Boooo-urns?”

I always thought that universities were for learning, not just football. Then again, I’m not a drunk brow waxing, botoxed  millionaire selling shit pizza.

Surely nothing will go wrong with this.

Ok Alabama

Did you see that Demi Lovato, who is very pretty, got a LION tattooed on her HAND?
That is just not a good thing. Hand tattoos. No.