Leggings aren’t pants. There, I said it. Leggings are not pants. How fucking lazy have we all become? And I wear my Docs when I fly as they are too heavy to pack. Oh no! 2 additional minutes to put them back on.

Yep. That was my training also, what to do if an active shooter occurs. None of that profiling shit.

He looks like an uncooked skinned hot dog.

Is that an Ivanka Trump shirt?

Leave Charles Krauthammer out of this.

The 1600 has been comedy gold. I was tempted to unsubsidized, but the propaganda keeps me intrigued.

As a lady who gets to have these every three years- thanks Mom and Dad!-do this!

I like sharks, but how drunk were you when you started your Thread:?

I’m pretty happy watching any of those four actors above in anything - I even watched Pearl Harbor cause Spud was in it.

GOOD! I reported those fuckers as soon i read her post.

Jesse fucking Watters, Bill O’Reilly’s suckling frat star best known for a racist segment mocking Chinese immigrants, is going on Air Force One to interview Donald Trump tomorrow.

I am hoping for turbulence, and that Jesse fucking Watters gets sick and throws up on Trump. And then take make Trump ill and he throws up…

I AM SO READY FOR THIS MOVIE!!!

I’m waiting for Vanilla Ice to weigh in on this important issue.

Is it the Minnesota cheese that makes most of these dudes look way older than high school? Herring? Spam?

if this is an actual quote, I am going to print these up anfor start mailing to every politician/businessman/asshole that I hear publicly espouse that it was about so much more than slavery.

But, how is their hair? Do they have flow?

He is a fucking Iowa Nazi.

I don’t think I’m an asshole for putting out bird seed. Birdies eat, and the cats get a tv program. And my crows...my crows are my pals, and if I have leftovers then they can have them, though I recently learned that crows do not like broccoli.
But I do my best not to attract possums and raccoons, and coyotes, and…

Just how far can you coast on charm?