It is always good to know your enemy, but we don’t have to give them more publicity.

He reminds me of Baby Brent. Yeah, I watch cartoons.

It is sooooo close to being a caricature...but it is really real.

I would like Scorsese to cast me in a movie so I am forced to lose weight.

Yes! Cancer is caused by Demons! and Lesbians!. Can’t wait for Pat Robertsons hot take.

I guess a winning football record is the only thing that matters in this world.
I’ll go kill myself now.

There is a whole lotta Hee Haw in that photo up there.

If less than half of eligible voters cast votes this election, I find it hard to believe that MILLIONS of people that cannot vote took the time to find a way to vote.

They forgot Sean Kemp dunking his face into his whiskey at The Keg before playing The Bulls. 

Did Jerry Tillery just step on a USC players foot? I need to be doing things so I stepped away!

The refs need to eject the SC player who just targeted Trojan player, knocking him out, AND the SC player who then kicked the downed (possibly unconscious) player in the head.
I hate Notre Dame. 

God bless you for this. We’re in tears.

I love you all.

Looking forward to Dog Show, tho on a delay due to West Coast. I have been Turing to the Hallmark Channel yule log show cause that cat is awesome. Also, dog chew thing is a Pizzle.

It really isn’t that much to ask of a large company. A small room with a locking door and a small refrigerator (no lunches allowed).

There has to be cell phone video out there.

He needs help, and i see no genius, and his clothes are fugly.

Barron. Baron. So many typos in this post.

Yes, my blender, my humidifier, my vacuum, but they weren’t even broken to start with, he broke them while cleaning them!

I still love this Whit eBoy.