psst...Martin...give me a call.

If I ever see Trump on fire, I am going to throw more fire on him.

I ain’t got no flying shoes.

Then why do they trot out the kids at the beginning of each match? And why are the teams in the same tunnel?
That doesn’t seem safe either.

This scene in this video is one of my recurring nightmares.

Riblet is a diva. Junior just wants out of the damn car.

I so want to go drinking with that guy. And I hate myself for it.

West Coaster here, I try to get up at 5am to start watching. 4am is much too early. Then get to work around 730 so I can see the finish. And then keep the office TV on show the replay. I think I have one office mate who shows some interest.

Next, I think the French should tackle the problem of dumb fans running along side the riders, trying to touch them, and the support motorcycles injuring and killing riders.

And I am glad that you get the joke since I published all-mall instead of all-male. stupid phone.

Why Black Knights? Why not Las Vegas Knights? Now that I write it is sounds like an all-mall nude review at Excalibur.

What a wonderful coincidence bringing up Tony Robbins, except for the folks who are injured: http://komonews.com/news/nation-wo…

I read “pooped champagne.” That would be pretty fucking amazing.

Fox paid so much money for the rights for the games, they can’t pay for intelligent talkers.

Joe Buck does not need to be a Pro Golf commentator.

I watch NCIS original cause sometimes I don’t want to have to think too hard. And Mark Harmon.

Oh, the English understand white American males so well.

I voted Kingsley - it just puts a smile on my face.
KingBaby is awesome, but in a scary clown way.

Really doesn’t seem that safe...

I’d like to write-in Day Manager at an Italian sub shop. Not a Subway or Quiznos, but a real Italian sub shop.