can’t wait for this years All Hockey Hair Team!

I love the fighting food gifs. Not so much the food. When I eat at fast food restaurants , which I do, I generally go for the standards: McDonalds Hamburger, Taco Bell Bean Burrito with lots of Hot Sauce, Whopper, Jr.
If you ever come to the PNW you should totally Taco Time every day you are here. Taco Time rules.

man, I'm sorry. I once had an office mate who tried to eat a can of sardies at his desk. I had to stop it.

I have three of the screaming-travel-cat version of cat. My co-worker has a chill cat. She can bring the cat to work (though she isn’t supposed to), leave the cat in her soft carrier with the door open, and the cat just stays in the carrier, no yelling, occasionally looking around, and just hangs.

I like when Michael Waltrip has to do this task, and the drivers all give him shit about his hair.

No. That is sick. A dumb proposal aand it is animal cruelty. Why would you even ask this?

Sometimes, when a person is flipping the fuck out, screaming “fuck you” repeatedly, and calling you lots of bad names, the best thing to do is laugh.

I’ve been trying to keep things upbeat in my head today

Yeah, the whole “bitch is a term of endearment in rap” pisses me off to no end.
Also, his clothing line is ugly.

I'm reading it like a Kanye rap.

I don’t want them to have sex, I just want them to break up. I don’t care who dumps who.
Neither of them need to talk about their non-sex life in public.

All products named, tagged, or branded “Not your father’s __________” should be shunned.

So then why did he put his arms up and push them forcefully into the linesman’s upper back, neck and head? If I round a corner in the office and there is someone coming the opposite direction, my first reaction is normally to stop, or try to step back, or move to side, not shove my arms into their face.

The greatest song about love, sex and shoes had already been written in 1975 by Brian Eno, released on Another Green World.
I’ll Come Running (to tie your shoes)

I was sort of watching this on Friday, so I didn't get that she was a lawyer. I thought she was a fancy Steven Avery groupie.

That dude behind him knows this. He is having to smell smug, yoga sweat, chai, patchoulii, and millions of dollars, just so he can make ends meet.

You know, not all Seahawks fans are insufferable and embarrassing. Usually we just pick one of the two.

Seattle winter is getting to me this year -
I Can’t Stand the Rain, Ann Peebles

Is it just my household that calls him OverChicken?